just fucking use kubernetes
You want to run containers?
JUST FUCKING USE KUBERNETES.
Obvious satire
If you don't like harsh language this is not the post for you. Obviously
ripping off motherfuckingwebsite [1].
ThIs is AI SLoP [2]
If you don't like if you can fuck off to the next post, I'm having fun here,
but satire is not my strong suit and needed some help.
Seealso
- Should I kubernetes My Homelab [3]
- The Wrong Reasons To Run Kubernetes In Your Homelab [4]
- The Right Reasons To Run Kubernetes In Your Homelab [5]
- I got the kubernetes in my basement autism [6]
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“But it’s complicated!” # [7]
Shut up. Close twitter and fucking do something. Life is complicated. You
know what else is complicated? Email. DNS. Life. Kubernetes is the least
painful way to orchestrate containers at scale. Docker Compose is for your
laptop.
- Swarm is dead.
- Nomad is just sad.
- Systemd units? Get out of here.
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“But my app is small!” # [8]
SO IS YOUR AMBITION.
You could write a bunch of bash scripts a...